August 2012
me: hello 911 there's like a thousand dead people here
police: where are you???????????///
me: at the cemetery
when i’m alone i pretend to be singing at my concert and pretend to be acting in a movie and pretend to be doing an interview on ellen don’t judge me
winsexter:
i have literally no talents i dont know what to do with myself
“Don’t forget - no one else sees the world the way you do, so no one else can...”
– Charles de Lint, The Blue Girl (via larmoyante)
it’s so dumb when people say you’ve changed it’s like well yes i also used to be a fetus but now look at me
me: i'll save this gif so i can use as a clever response one day
me after finishing a really good book
me: finishes book
me: slowly closes book
me: exhales slowly
me: inhales slowly
me:
me:
me:
me: PTERODACTYL SCREECH
me: DYING WHALE NOISES
me: LION ROAR
me: cries when i can't go to a concert
me: cries when i can go to a concert
So you guys should like/reblog this of you're...
its-written-on-my-heart:
I would just like to prove one of my friends wrong, that there are fans in all different age levels and like the whole band.
best pick up line
boy: hey, i like that band
thatavengedkid:
breezeh:
dear people that call band members theirs,”baby”, “babies”, etc.
I will do no such thing. They are in fact my babies.
me in the morning: i'm tired don't look at me
me at school: i'm tired don't touch me
me after school: i'm tired don't talk to me
me blogging at 3 in the morning: hey guys i have so much energy who wants to swim to africa and back?????
AP Magazine: If it came down to cannibalism, who would you eat first?
Austin Carlile: I would definitely eat Alan [Ashby], our guitar player. He's the youngest, he's a little guy and he's ginger as well, so I'm sure he'd taste great.
Ronnie Radke: These are such good questions man.....Who would taste the best? Probably the dude from Sleeping With Sirens.
Austin Carlile: Yes, Kellin, just because he's pretty.
harrytyles:
when the dog bites, when the bee stings, when i’m feeling sad, i simply remember satan will come for the souls of those who have done me wrong while i rule the world on a fiery throne and then i don’t feel so bad
My sister really likes Slenderman...
Me: Hey did you hear that Trenderman joke?
My Sister: Yeah. It's funny.
Me: *has idea*
Me: Hey did you hear that Slenderman is becoming a gymnast now.
Me: He's changing his name to 'Benderman.'
My Sister: Oh God.
Me: Get it? Benderman?
My Sister: Oh God, make it stop.
Me: Slenderman is really in touch with his feelings you know.
My Sister: Please don't.
Me: Some people call him 'Tenderman.'
My Sister: What did I do to deserve this?
Me: Slenderman plays games with little kids sometimes.
My Sister: I'm going to kill myself.
Me: The kids call him 'Pretenderman.'
My Sister: That's it, I'm leaving.
Me:
Me:
Me:
Me: So did you hear that Slenderman has a brother who fixes up cars?
My Sister: For the love of God-
Me: His name is Fenderman.
My Sister: How are we related?
people with funny laughs are the best because once they start laughing they laugh really cute and funny and then start laughing at how funny their laugh is and then they laugh at how long they’ve been laughing and they can’t stop laughing and keep finding something to laugh at and it goes on and on and on and gets funnier and funnier and eventually they’re laughing so hard they can’t breathe and...
thebuttfairy:
i want to see a reality show where they bring in a celebrity and that celebrity has to go through their tag on tumblr.
romanorgasm:
i think we all have at least one fictional character who’s death we’ll never recover from
reminder that your favorite celebrity probably masturbates
olympicslut:
she was a girl
he was a computer
could i make it any more obvious
throughout the day
me: wow I'm fat
me: maybe I look ok
me: I AM PERFECT THE WAY I AM
me: I'm fucking disgusting I'm losing weight now
me: I am more than just my weight!
me: who the fuck cares about anything
me: I AM SO FAT.
me: idk curves are beautiful i am beautiful
me: i hate myself
throughout the day
me: wow I'm fat
me: maybe I look ok
me: I AM PERFECT THE WAY I AM
me: I'm fucking disgusting I'm losing weight now
me: I am more than just my weight!
me: who the fuck cares about anything
me: I AM SO FAT.
me: idk curves are beautiful i am beautiful
me: i hate myself
oh
perlahaha:
hey baby,
if it’s not too much treble,
i’d really like to ‘B’ with you
… naturally.
normal person: so what do you like to do
me: listen to music
normal person: oh, thats neat, i like music too
me: no you dont understand
